I just started working for the man and now I'm learning to hate writing. I loathe and detest the thought of doing it for such meager wages. I need to hurry and win a pulitzer quick. My dream in life right now is to sign a fat contract and then get bought out. I'm all about that PAYcation ya'dig? One thing is for sure, I love me some ME. Writing solely from the Third person is tough work.
Oh yea, and if you wanna read this new stuff, you can find it right hurr'.
